I Love Vladimir Putin!

Vladimir Putin (Владимир Владимирович Путин) is probably the coolest guy on the planet.  This fact is nearly indisputable.

He’s best known as the current Prime Minister of Russia and former President, but few know the real man behind the power. He’s an advocate of many great causes for the Russian people, especially wildlife.  I love animals, and it’s certainly one area where his aura shines most brightly.

Nursing baby elk is a joy few ever get to experience.  He understands the plight of the polar bear and has geared efforts towards saving the population in northern Russia.

By far his greatest macho cause is protection for the endangered wild tiger.  He is the man, and he’s a man of action.

He works wonders with a tranquilizer gun when a predator looms.

Putin not only saved the camera crew from certain peril, he managed to show tender loving care to the often misunderstood cat.

His love for animals knows no bounds, for even small ones that can’t fend for themselves nestle comfortably in his warm hands.

Because of his many good deeds, Prime Minister Borisov of Bulgaria bestowed upon Putin a really cute shepherd dog as a gift.

The new dog now joins his long time mate Koni, who often accompanies Putin on business.

Like me, he has great taste in the female species.

He’s also a doctor!

He’s not really a doctor, but he does visit injured troops when he has free-time in Moscow. Outside of Moscow he fancies himself a world-class swimmer, which is understandable considering his fine form in the butterfly.

The people of Russia love him, and so do dolphins.

The slopes can’t hold him back either.

He could easily be a stunt double in a James Bond movie. It helps that he’s never strayed from the opportunity to show off his manly bare chest.

His adventures in shirtless fishing are inevitably admired by our friends in the Mid-West.

He also shares my affinity for the long pole.

The wilderness is his domain, where he feels at one with the universe, even among the lonely bear.

He likes checking out bears on top of safe bridges, because nobody is stupid enough to wrestle bears!  But I bet that when bears see him coming, they turn around and go away.

He’s a sportman to the power of 10, will even rough the tough seas with a crossbow going after grey whales.

Back home he’s been known to show-off his superior skills at judo.

He’s a celebrity in his own right with friends in high places all across the globe. He’s friends with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I loved in “Inception” and “Titanic.”

They both share the same sort of witty repartee.  He also parties with international film star, the “Muscles from Brussels,” Jean-Claude Van Damme!

Van Damage to bottles of vodka!  Naomi Campbell causes damage when she throws her diamond encrusted BlackBerry at people’s heads, so he made sure she checked her bag at the door.

His reach even extends to chef Gordon Ramsey, another good friend and great cook from my favorite show “Hell’s Kitchen.”

That meal at 10 Downing Street must’ve been delicious. I’d love to eat his food just once!  I wonder what type of meal Kim Jong-Il served him.

If it were to be dog, we all know that Putin would put Kim on blast.

I’m getting my significant other this T-shirt because her birthday is coming up.

Putin joined the cagey KGB in 1975, which explains his extraordinary survivalist expertise and is known as a master marksman.  Every now and then he sports the traditional apparel.

What can appear to be a diplomatic failure, as far as a photo-op goes, can miraculously turn into just about the coolest thing ever.

Chilean ponchos are underrated, I want one! George W. Bush famously said of Putin, “I looked the man in the eye. I was able to get a sense of his soul.”  It’s simply amazing to ponder all of the places the windows to his soul have seen, but that thought comes into sharper focus when you realize he can fly bombers.

When he isn’t patroling the skies looking for bad guys, his chief source of transportation is the often reliable Harley-Davidson.

Too cool for words. He always rolls deep with his posse, not sure if they arm themselves with switchblades since the roads have been cleansed.

He’s just like us too, because he pumps his own gasoline.

He, like many of us, feels the crunch of high gas prices.  He’s apt to burn a lot of fuel when traveling at high rates of speed.

Historically, Putin was allegedly one of the main orchestrators behind the infamous Putsch.

The coup attempt, which eventually led to the ouster of Mikael Gorbachev, directly or indirectly, led to Boris Yeltzin becoming a national joke.

The rumors of his affinity for vodka were not fables, they were firmly grounded in reality.

But finally, after one too many blackout drunk falls, he surprisingly handed the reigns of the nation over to Vladimir Putin.

Like a real man, he still discusses important issues over a beer, which is admirable, especially if it’s High Life. His concern over the state of education has been one of the defining issues during his national service.

I think one of his greatest accomplishments was being the key leader behind instituting a flat-tax in Russia, something Steve Forbes championed during his ill-fated presidential run.

His close relations to the Chinese people are often touted as one of the main reasons for their rise to economic world power, and their mutual respect has made them arguably the world’s most influential allies.

Russia no longer has shortages in toilet paper.

That may seem a bit below the belt, but it’s true.  Movies like “Moscow on the Hudson” made fun of Russians for standing in line for one roll of toilet paper. These sort of stereotypes used to be commonplace.

This is no longer the case and should be purged from all mental notes on the Russian people.  Those generalizations of Russians surely give Putin the last laugh from high atop a tree.

When asked if he’s one of the richest people in Russia, he responded eloquently as he only could:

“This is true. I am the richest person not only in Europe, but also in the world. I collect emotions. And I am rich in that respect that the people of Russia have twice entrusted me with leadership of such a great country as Russia. I consider this to be my biggest fortune. As for the rumors concerning my financial wealth, I have seen some pieces of paper regarding this. This is plain chatter, not worthy discussion, plain bosh. They have picked this in their noses and have smeared this across their pieces of paper. This is how I view this.”

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35 Responses to I Love Vladimir Putin!

  1. Mike Apathy says:

    Oppulence: I has it.

    -Mike Apathy

    http://theoctopushamstring.com

  2. OzChinese says:

    Thanks for sharing, he is my favourist person too!

  3. NVK says:

    He’s Hero!

  4. Friday says:

    *siiiiiiiigh* I adore Putin. He tells it like it is and doesn’t take crap from hypocritical, interfering, western busybody governments (we all know who they are).

    There isn’t a man alive who can hold a candle to him for guts, determination, honesty, decency, dignity and intelligence. And he can sing, too! Imagine that!

    Putin, you own major real estate in my heart. If you’re ever in Australia, I’ll make sure the kettle’s on – y’know, just in case :D

  5. konstantina says:

    I agree with Friday!Putin,Greece loves you!We wish to have a leader like you!

  6. HeartRight says:

    I wish he was OUR leader!

  7. Polly says:

    I can be proud to live in RUSSIA)) and have Putin as a President of my motherland and my own

  8. Polly says:

    and thanks for your wonderful comments))

  9. Melana Larina says:

    Thanks for all the wonderful words about Putin. I believe he is a blessing not only for Russia, but also for Belorussia, Ukraine, all former Soviet Union and even the whole world. I love him since 2007, and I know he would love me if he had a chance to meet me. I love him for saving the Russia, the heart and the soul of this planet. If we never ever meet in real life, I would like him to know that I met him in my dreams. Thank you, Vladimir! Your name will always be dear to the russian soul. You saved the world! You are the best!!! Pray for you every day.

  10. Julian says:

    Check out this new video http://vimeo.com/68930177
    I live in the UK unfortunately our leaders only do impressions of jellyfish – spineless, swept here and there by political currents, and of course brainless. Putin is the man.

  11. Swarnendu Mazumdar says:

    I am a big fan of Vladimir Putin… He has brought back the pride of Russians which was somewhat missing during his previous era ! I have stayed in Moscow for sometime and found Russians are very proud of their President ! :)

  12. Ferdo Glazer says:

    Putin is the new feature for this world.

  13. American says:

    This Christian American says that has never been to Russia nor has any Russian roots say:
    GOD BLESS PUTIN!
    LONG LIVE PUTIN !
    GLORY TO CHRISTIAN RUSSIA !

    • Stanoje says:

      When American says this, I can only bow to the ground in silence. American governments destroyed decent people of America, they destroyed their families, they destroyed American future. They destroyed everything their ancestors fought for. Americans, you have to fight against those who are destroying your future as well as the future of all the other people around the world. You are there and you are supposed to be front line fighters. Unfortunately you have to fight against your own government. It is really sad but necessary. They are not yours actually, they don’t care about common American.
      And about Putin, what to say. He has a tranquility of a real Christian like a saint people. God bless him and help him save the world as much as possible.

  14. Traci says:

    I love you vladimir..

  15. Katarina says:

    I love Putin too…

  16. Native Brooklynite says:

    I was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY when Nikita Kruschev was the former dictator of the old Soviet Union and have been a lifelong LOVER of Ol’ Glory, Land of the Free, the Good Ol’ USA.

    I was HIGHLY Impressed with Mikhail Gorbachev when he answered former President Ronald Reagan’s challenge tearing down the Berlin wall and I have to say, I am equally impressed with Vladimir Putin. He represents everything that is alright with Russia today – A charismatic, effective, no-nonsense, ultra-strong leader.

    Bottom line – It would be GREAT if our leaders here in the USA had the same “cojones” that Vladimir Putin has. Yes, I am talking about our CONGRESSIONAL Leaders (if you can really call them “Leaders.”)

  17. Sarah Bishop says:

    Love you and wish you were our president here in the USA.

  18. Michal says:

    This cracks me up.

  19. My respect to Putin grows by the day. Great man, great leader, great thinker. Sadly, Putin is criticized in the western media no matter what he does. Example, when he “invaded” Ukraine (as the western media tells us), he was condemned, when he did not order the attack and killing of Ukrainians, he was called weak and a coward by western media! ..what the hell? Does the western media actually wish for escalation and war? To many westerners live in some sort of alternative reality, probably shaped by a lifetime of lies and anti-Russian propaganda. Greetings from a very lonely man in Norway :)

  20. sarah says:

    Full text of Putin’s speech on Crimea, A very good read: [English Translation] http://praguepost.com/eu-news/37854-full-text-of-putin-s-speech-on-crimea
    (published 19 March 2014, The Prague Post – The Voice of Prague, Czech Republic, Written by News Desk)

  21. Steven Dockery says:

    Vladimir Putin is by far the greatest statesman in the world today.
    If I could wish to meet someone, he would be top of the list.
    Well done Vladimir for the great work you have done for Russia
    and Crimea. (From a fan in Ireland)

  22. Paul from New York says:

    I am an American from New York City and after taking the time to listen to Putin’s speeches and from conducting my own personal research on Putin’s actions not only as the leader of the great country of Russia but also on his principled stances on international world affairs I can attest without any doubt in my mind that Putin is truly the world’s greatest and most important leader. The more I learn about Putin the more I admire him. He has given me hope and inspiration.

    To the great people of Russia I salute you. And don’t worry there are many noble Americans that know just how tyrannical our government has become. We will first strive wholeheartedly to eradicate the corruption and tyranny of our government by peaceful means.

    “We The people” of America have a great task ahead of us.

    Thank you for this wonderful page.

  23. I have so much respect for this man. I would trade Steven Harper in a second for Putin. Steven Harper and his band of sheep, Obama and just about every republican in America I would trade in a heart beat for Putin, I love this man and he has not done anything that Steven Harper or Obama hasn’t done worse….

  24. Jodi says:

    Just another American here, who thinks Putin is the greatest leader of the 21st Century, and only wish we had a leader remotely like him. Vladimir, you rock, and you have plenty of friends and admirers here in the USA. We have little voice, only a corrupt press that reports what it is told by the government
    To our Russian friends – please don’t confuse the expressions of the American government with the American people. . .

  25. ann watson says:

    Vladimir Putin is a leader equal to the greatest leaders in history – Alexander the Great; Gandhi; etc…
    I read that Napolean Bonaparte is Putin’s favorite leader, but I think he’s WAY BETTER than Napoleon – a scourge to Europe but a good tactical fighter I guess…
    Putin is a peacemaker..future times will see this more clearly than today.
    I hope that he gets his way with the present situation. It must be hard to know the new Pro-Russians Federation in Ukraine wants to come into ( be annexed by) Russia…what’s he to do ? The NATO Robocops will want war if he does this ?
    So we stay tuned…GO PUTIN !!!

  26. hush says:

    I recently learned about putin. But im totally respect him! Greetings from Asia!

  27. Vladimir K. says:

    I am Russian and I am proud to serve this man to my last breath. V.K.

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